There's no way anybody can find out our real names from posting in here, right?

Well, like, I was just wondering... anybody know how you tell the difference between, like... a crush and straight-up.... normal... envy?

I want to know for a friend, of course. Not me. I mean-- not even MY friend... someone else's friend. Oh, I'm so embarassed... but don't say I'm weird! I'm not weird at all! Like everyone has a crush on Tenjou Utena, don't they?!